Tarzan...ouch!

[fishguts]

Tarzan is swinging thru the trees one day when... arrh arrh arrrhhoo... ouch!

missed the vine and is badly broken up.. when he comes to. the jungle doc said it was BAD...

you lost an eye, an arm, and your appendage! BUT we gave you the eye of an eagle, the arm of a

gorilla.. but all we could do to replace your appendage was to give you the trunk of an elephant!

???? thought tarzan...now go away and come back in a week and tell me how it is said the doc.

tarzan reports back in a week, and tells the doc.. well tarzan says the eyes great

he can see a poison arrow frog from a kilometre away, and can swing and carry three bunches

of bananas with his gorilla arm.. well is there a problem asked the doc.

yeah... every now and then while im swinging on a vine my trunk will grab a tuft of grass

and shove it .. .. a...!!!!!!!!!!!

..cheers!..stevo!..