Dogs As Fishing Partners

[Chris 55]

Dogs Are Better Fishing Buddies

1. Dogs are loyal, faithful and don't lie about how they've

caught bigger fish than you.

2. Dogs don't steal your favorite lures (though an especially

cute puppy might steal your heart).

3. Once back at the dock, a dogs won't tell tales about what a

bad day on the water you had.

4. Dogs will listen to endless repetitions of your "big

one"

story without complaint.

5. A dog will never arrive at your boat attired in perfectly

color-coordinated pastel fishing clothes that just

scream

out ... geek.

6. A dog will never drink the last beer. (The same, however,

can't be said of the last turkey sandwich in the

cooler.)

7. A dog will never try to guess how much you paid for your boat

and then snidely tell you that you should have gone to his

Uncle Bubba for a better deal.

8. Dogs rarely call at the last minute to say they're sick

(especially if there's going to be the above-mentioned

cooler

packed with sandwiches on board).

9. Dogs don't demand a turn driving your brand new,

ostentatiously overpowered fishing machine.

10. A dog will never tell that you were napping when "the big

one"

that you'd waited for your entire life arrived,

nibbled at

your bait, and, with a good-bye splash, left for

better waters

(because he will have been napping right along side

you).