fishguts Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 three blokes die on christmas eve.... they go up to the pearly gates, and st. peter say's to get in tonight you have to give me something about christmas.... the first bloke pulls out a bic lighter and spark's it up.... so what's that, say's st. peter.... it's the light's of chrismas he say's.... fair enough in you go... second bloke pulls out his keys.... so what's that, say's st. peter... they are the bells of christmas he say's.... fair enough in you go... third bloke think's for a sec....and then he pulls out a pair of ladies knickers... and what resemblence to christmas have they got....say's st. peter...... there CAROLS he replies!......................................................... ..cheers!..stevo!.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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