Getting Yourself Out Of A Hole

[bolan]

A Very Good Explanation

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love

to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset.

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me a

faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a

divorce straight away!"

And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell

you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to

me!"

And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home

and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down & out and

defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed

that she was very thin, not well dressed & very dirty.

She told me that she hadn't eaten for 3 days! So, in my compassion, I

brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night,

the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.

The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean up I

suggested a shower, & while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were

dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she

needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few

years, but won't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her

the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use

because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for

Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those

boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at

work has the same pair. "

The husband took a quick breath & continued, "She was so grateful for my

understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me

with tears in her eyes and said, ' Please. Do you have anything else that your

wife doesn't use?' "

Hehe, nicely done

Stumpy

[jewgaffer]

Neatly typed.

[IWANNABROCK]

[ElwoodBlues]

Thats brilliant

You see what happens when you be compassionate to others in need.

[mrmoshe]

Now that's a fast thinking man.

Nice wordsmithing there Stumpy!

Cheers,

Pete.