Davemmm Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden....... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet." "Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee." So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat. "Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. "Eees a bacon tree." "Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget." "Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree". And with that... Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath. "Pepe... go back man,you was right ees not a bacon tree." "Luis Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "Pepe... ees not a bacon tree... Ees Ees Ees Ees Ees Ees Ees Eees a Ham Bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh88 Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 mmm.... . Dno what to make of that one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveD Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Silly, not bad though. bit of humour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jewgaffer Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Bad, not silly though. bit of humour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robeebee Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 i like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jewgaffer Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 I like bacon myself but I think he meant to say it is an Ambush not a Ham Bush as such, not sure tho. Agreed, it's one of those tricky ones. jewgaffer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
double pluggers Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 That is gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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