Dreamtime Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can't sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's privates and he will stop snoring. A few hours after going to bed, the dog is snoring as usual. Finally, unable to sleep, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it around the dog's privates, and sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed! Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins snoring very loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and ties it around her husband's privates. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps very soundly. The next morning, the husband wakes up very hung over. He tumbles into the bathroom to urinate. As he is standing in front of the toilet, he looks in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and, as he walks back into the bedroom, he notices a red ribbon attached to his dog's privates . He shakes his head, looks down at the dog and says: "Boy, don't remember where we were or what we did, but, by God, we got first and second place!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jewgaffer Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Hi Mariner 31 Cheers jewgaffer keep them coming it's lousy fishing weather and good bar time over here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgey Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Priceless! Hodgey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little stumpy Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 Very nice ! Stumpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glennmreid Posted April 16, 2008 Share Posted April 16, 2008 wish i could to that to stop my from snoring. Maybe I am mistaken and she has a hidden pair of balls that I could tie some ribbon on to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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