Slinky - Maaaaate Sorry About This One

[pelican]

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP

OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE

WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.

2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY

GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU

CHOP.

3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE

TOILET SEAT - USE THE SINK.

4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT

YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE

PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL

PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP

AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF

LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT

TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF

IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO

KNOW THEM.

9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN

ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT

REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR

FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS .

[flatty hunter626]

haha love #8 and the daily thought!

cheers flatty hunter

[brother of tang]

i reckon number 7 takes the cake

[Dreamtime]

6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF

LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

I think we've all had "Fart-a-phobia" once in our lives!

[Josh88]

That is good.