Dreamtime Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 Siamese twins walk into a pub in New York and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Budweisser draft beers,please". The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday lately guys?" "Off to Britain next month," says John. "We go to Britain every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees. "Ah, Britain !" says the barman. "Wonderful country . . . the history, the beer, the culture." "Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and American, that's us, eh Jim?" "So why keep going to Britain ?" asks the bartender. "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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