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Dear Tech Support,

This year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a

distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the

flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under

Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,

such as

· Romance 9.5 and

· Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable

programs such as

· NRL 5.0,

· AFL 3.0 and

· Fisherman 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes

the system.

· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix

these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?




First, keep in mind,

· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while

· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download

Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

· If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should

then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband

1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will

download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law

1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize

control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0

program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited

memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider

buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We


· Cooking 3.0 and

· Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

Tech Support

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