suttonscurse Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is usually the husband. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the boat , fishing, golf, always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway. The doctors say I will walk again, but I'll always have a limp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forliano Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Cheers Ben Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFB Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 You should know better but you will learn in time. One simple rule with : When they say that something can wait to be done that really means that it can wait 10 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh88 Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 (edited) haha-love the smartass approach Won't do you any good though Edited November 21, 2008 by Josh88 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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