Jew Stalker Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "IS THAT YOU LORD?" The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spooooled Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "IS THAT YOU LORD?" The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY RINK." LOL nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.dawg Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockfisherman Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Ha haha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Incredible Hull Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 LOL :074: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsswordfisherman Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. He'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, he made for the ice. After positioning his comfy footstool, he started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. He set up his stool once more and tried again to cut his hole. The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." He stopped, looked skyward, and said, "IS THAT YOU LORD?" The voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE MANAGERESS OF THE HOCKEY RINK." Heh heh I made some alterations (see above) as you spelled some words incorrectly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Knot Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Heh heh I made some alterations (see above) as you spelled some words incorrectly Good onya Donna - didnt think you would miss that opportunity Cheers Blood Knot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trapper Tom Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Mrs Swordie Priceless reply Trapper Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cat-as-trophy Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 :074: Way to go Mrs Swordie. Cheers Cath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plumb Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Good to be the boss... Nice comeback Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsswordfisherman Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Good to be the boss... Nice comeback Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Indeed and there are about 17,200 men against me on here so I have to be strong and state my case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jew Stalker Posted April 27, 2012 Author Share Posted April 27, 2012 Heh heh I made some alterations (see above) as you spelled some words incorrectly Hehehehehe. Boy have I come across some seriously stereotypical dumb blonde men and women. To be perfectly honest I think we are as bad and as good as each other in every aspect. You have seriously stupid people in both genders, incredibly bright ones in both, courageous ones in both, protective ones in both, bitchy ones in both etc. Personal merit is a wonderful thing... but we all love a good blonde joke hehehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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