rockfisherman Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 I know iv heard this 5-10 times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnDory Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Lame but I still laughed JD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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locodave Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 My wife and I went to the Royal Show and one of the first exhibits westopped at was the breeding bulls.. We went up to the first pen andthere was a sign attached that said,' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR 'My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .......Smiled and said, 'Hemated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice!a week ! .........You could learn a lot from him.'We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,in capital letters,'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,'That's once a day .You could REALLY learn something from this one.'I looked at her and said,'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'My condition has been upgraded from criticalto stable and I should eventually make a full recovery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockfisherman Posted November 25, 2015 Author Share Posted November 25, 2015 My wife and I went to the Royal Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR ' My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .......Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.' We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR' My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice! a week ! .........You could learn a lot from him.' We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR' My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day .You could REALLY learn something from this one.' I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.' My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery. Haha. That's definitely asking for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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