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[frankS]

IF YOU BOUGHT $1000 OF QANTAS SHARES ONE YEAR AGO

YOU WOULD HAVE $49 TODAY

IF YOU BOUGHT $1000 AIG SHARES ONE YEAR AGO

YOU WOULD HAVE $33 TODAY

IF YOU BOUGHT $1000 F LEHMAN BROS SHARES ONE YEAR AGO

YOU WOULD HAVE $0 TODAY

BUT IF YOU PURCHASED $1000 OF BEER ONE YEAR AGO DRANK ALL THE BEER THEN RETURNED THE CANS FOR RECYCLING YOU WOULD HAVE RECEIVED $214

SO BASED ON THE ABOVE THE BEST CURRENT INVESTMENT PLAN IS TO DRINK HEAVILY AND RECYCLE

DID YOU KNOW

A RECENT SURVEY FOUND THAT THE AVERAGE AUSSIE WALKS 900 MILES A YEAR

ANOTHER SURVEY FOUND THAT AUSSIES DRINK ON AVERAGE 32 GALLONS OF ALCOHOL A YEAR

THAT MEANS ON AVERAGE AUSSIES GET 41 MILES TO THE GALLON

MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE------- DOESN’T IT???

Frank