Big Bob Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of acetaminophen. Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for fairy floss ha ha. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadud, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, dixafix, and ibepokin. Pfizer Corporation announced today that fairy floss ha ha will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails," "highballs," and just good old-fashioned "stiff drinks." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 9, 2006 Share Posted March 9, 2006 Cheers Stewy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gio Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 there absolutely gold my mate works for a pharmaceutical company i'll pass them on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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