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Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen

>Kindergarten to Grade One

>

>A group of kindergarten kids were trying very hard to become accustomed

>to

>the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher

>insisted on NO baby talk!

>

>"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.

>

>She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend?

>

>"I went to visit my Nana."

>

>"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"

>

>She then asked Mitchell what he had done.

>

>"I took a ride on a choo-choo."

>

>She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big

>People' words."

>

>She then asked little Johnnie what he had done?

>

>"I read a book," he replied.

>

>"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

>

>

>

>Little Johnnie puffed out his chest with great

>pride, and said, "Winnie the SH*IT."

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Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen

:074::074:

about the first of your jokes i haven't heard before... :biggrin2:

and a funny one at that

CFD

are you serious!!!

1st original joke?

now i am really going to :gun_bandana: myself!

:074::074::074:

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