Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 >Kindergarten to Grade One > >A group of kindergarten kids were trying very hard to become accustomed >to >the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher >insisted on NO baby talk! > >"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. > >She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend? > >"I went to visit my Nana." > >"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!" > >She then asked Mitchell what he had done. > >"I took a ride on a choo-choo." > >She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big >People' words." > >She then asked little Johnnie what he had done? > >"I read a book," he replied. > >"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" > > > >Little Johnnie puffed out his chest with great >pride, and said, "Winnie the SH*IT." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flattieman Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Nice one, Chinamen. Flattieman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Nice one, Chinamen. Flattieman. thanks flattieman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 about the first of your jokes i haven't heard before... and a funny one at that CFD are you serious!!! 1st original joke? now i am really going to myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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