OWZAT Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Little Old Lady in court..... Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abler died some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling really "spicy" so I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!" Defense Attorney: Did he take you? Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard! Mick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitch Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 lol.... hahaha nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flattieman Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 Flattieman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rzep Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 That is gold. Regards Paul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Duffell Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 HAHAHAHAHAAHH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmoshe Posted July 28, 2006 Share Posted July 28, 2006 HAHAHAHAHAAHH Now that IS funny Cheers, Pete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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