Big Bob Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Four Old Ladies 4 older ladies are sitting around playing bridge. The first lady says, "You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a kleptomaniac. But, don't worry, I have never stolen from you and I never will; we have been friends for too long." The second lady says, "Well, since we are having true confessions here, I must get something off my chest too. I am a nymphomaniac. But don't worry, I have not hit on your husbands. They don't interest me and never will; we have been friends for too long." "Well," says the third lady, "I, too, must confess something. I am a lesbian. But do not worry, I will not hit on you. You are not my type. We have been friends too long for me to ruin our friendship." The fourth lady stands up, says, "I have a confession to make also. I am an uncontrollable gossip, and I have some phone calls to make!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 (edited) :074:I enjoyed that,Bob Edited August 21, 2006 by Martin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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