The Pastors Ass

[Big Bob]

Subject:The Pastor's Ass

>The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

>The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race

>and it won again.

>

>The local paper read:

>

>PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

>

>The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the

>pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

>The next day, the local paper headline read:

>

>BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

>

>This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of

>the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

>The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the

>next

>day:

>

>NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

>

>The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid

>of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

>

>The next day the paper read:

>

>NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

>

>This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the

>donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

>

>The next day the headlines read:

>

>NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

>

>The bishop was buried the next day.

>

>The moral of the story is....

>

>Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery

>and even shorten your life.

>

>So be yourself and enjoy life...

>

>Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and

>live longer!

[wettingaline]

Thats the best joke ive heard in ages

[Martin]

and so true, ----- about people being themselves, not about nuns having a great ass, not that Iv'e seen one. Oooooooo Mary Mother of Jesus I am gona burn in hell now for thinking of a nuns ass, shit , I better ask the Parish Priest for absolution and ask his thoughts on the nuns ass. . Shit Shit Shit now look what you made me do Big Bob,

Cheers

Martin