Never Drink With Your " Mates ".

[OWZAT JNR]

G`day Fellas ,

I liked these .

Mick

[wishihadaboat]

I'll never forget, Sir Les Patterson.. "After a night out on the turps I've done some strange things and woken up in places that scaaaare the SHIT outta me!! Like in bed with my wife for example!!"

Edited December 21, 2006 by wishihadaboat

[Guest johblow]

Oh yeah, go Sir Les! My favourite quote from him was on the one the flashbacks show, where he's sitting there with his scotch in his hand with a smoke between his fingers, and he says of John Kerr i think "He had a drinking problem, he loved to drink... myself, im dry, i dont touch touch the stuff... only when im thirsty..."

And other from the same show, when hes talking about Gough Whitlam: "I walked into Goughs office in late 74 and said 'Gough, I need ten thousand dollars'. He says, 'Sure, whats it for?', and i say 'its for the disabled black lesbian muslim puppeteer group', and he starts writing me out a cheque. Then he pauses, and looks up at me suspiciously and says 'this isnt really for the disabled black lesbian muslim puppeteer group, is it Les'. And i say 'well Gough, im gonna piss it up against the wall!', and he says 'Les, you're an honest man, ill double it!'".

Hes a legend - i cant get enough of him.

[Hooky.]

Feeling a bit like that myself this morning Mick.

Bloody end of year drinks.