PPSGT Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 (edited) "They say the two happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and the day you sell it." Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-staters who sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening. Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife died suddenly. When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few Things at the grocery store. A kind old neighbour woman mistook him for John and said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible." Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The darn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle!" The old woman fainted! Edited January 8, 2007 by PPSGT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_rex Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 Haha like them all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 An oldie , but a goodie Geoff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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