Another Oldie But A Goodie

[Davemmm]

Brian, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding

anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told

him, "tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway

that goes from 0 to 100 in under 4 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE."

The next morning, Brian got up really early before work. When his

wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window,

and sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the

middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and

took the box into the house. She opened it, and found a brand new

bathroom scale.

Brian is not yet well enough to have visitors....

[Brad Duffell]

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