Guys Are Always In Trouble

[Cobalt]

Greetings Folks

Sometimes life's just not fair and you can end up in trouble through no fault of your own as this letter shows.

Henry

Dear Sweetcheeks,

I realise that you're emotional at the moment and I don't blame you for being upset. The doctor said I should be able to see out of my black eye in a few days so don't worry about it too much.

You're probably thinking the worst but have it all wrong so I thought I'd write to you to explain what happened.

As you know, on the second day of our stay at Jupiters Casino you decided to go shopping. Not wanting to hang around the hotel all day I decided to go and play a round of golf.

I was about to play a shot up on to the green on the second hole when I noticed a frog on the fairway. I'm about to shoot when I hear "Ribbit Nine Iron".

I look around but there was nobody there. I went back to playing the shot when again I hear "Ribbit Nine Iron". I looked around again. It was the frog!!!

I thought, what would a frog know about golf ? and decided to prove it wrong. I pulled out the nine iron and whacked the ball.

I was shocked! The ball flew straight up on to the green, landed ten inches from the cup, spun and went in.

I said to the frog " Wow, you must be a lucky frog"

The frog just replied "Ribbit, lucky frog"

I decided to take the frog with me to the next hole. "What do you think Frog" I asked at the next tee. "Ribbit three wood" it replied.

I took the three wood out and Bang... A hole in one!

The rest of the game was a dream run. I played the best game of my life.

I picked up the frog and had an idea. I asked if it was lucky in the casino and the frog replied "Ribbit, lucky frog"

With the frog in my pocket I went to the gambling rooms and took my position at the roulette table.

I asked the frog what it thought and it replied "Ribbit, Black 6"

Now I knew that this was a million to one shot but after the golf game I was willing to risk it.

Boom loads of money comes sliding across the table. I took my winnings and bought a bottle of champagne then went up to our room to wait for you.

I sat the frog down and said, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."

The frog replied "Ribbit, Kiss me".

I was a bit shocked but figured, why not, after all the frog had been very good to me so I puckered up and laid a big kiss on its lips.

At that moment there was a puff of pink smoke and the frog turned into a beautiful buxom naked young woman.

I swear Sweetcheeks, That is how that girl ended up in our room when you walked in...........

[fishguts]