Chris 55 Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 Ross wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Ross looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!" So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Ross asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Ross asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, Get your hands off me, b!tch! I'm married!" Moral of the Story ------------------ Self-induced hangover -- $100.00 Broken furniture -- $2,000.00 Breakfast -- $10.00 Saying The Right Thing to your wife when you are Drunk - PRICELESS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomahawk1999 Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 Cheer's Rod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolan Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 Hehehe, Can't be the Ross that i'm thinking of cause he sleeps with his boat engine! (And it's soooooooo quiet) Cheers, Stumpy- yes, i'm back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cat-as-trophy Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 At least if he is sleeping with the motor Stumpy, I don't have to put up with the snoring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolan Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 At least if he is sleeping with the motor Stumpy, I don't have to put up with the snoring. Oh!................... so true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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