Hey All You Drinkers !

[bolan]

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine & talk stupid, than to drink water & be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

Cheers,

Stumpy

[suttonscurse]

Hi Stumpy . I will share my philosphy which is based on Darwins theory of Natural Selection (survival of the fittest).

When the herds of Zebra are thundering across the veldt in Africa which ones do the lions catch and eat - of course they catch the weak and sick Zebra's - this has the effect of improving the overall quality of the herd .

Using this theory re drinking

It is a medically acknowledged fact that alcohol destoys brain cells . Ipso facto. they catch the weak and sick brain cells so that you actually end up smarter .

I think that with a bit more effort that you and I could end up with IQ's of over 1,000

regards Bill

Edited April 1, 2008 by Suttons Curse

[bolan]

It is a medically acknowledged fact that alcohol destoys brain cells . Ipso facto. they catch the weak and sick brain cells so that you actually end up smarter .

regards Bill

Bill............................you are a very wise man

Cheers,

Stumpy

[tuffy]

Aaaaahhhh, now I know why I can't remember any of the conversations that I have when I'm on the p**s the night before - it's because the stupid words are all stored in the weak cells and then destroyed overnight.

Mmmm - must tell the missus about this. Sounds quite logical now.

Tuffy

[Davemmm]

Couple of quotes for Stumpy

"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill

"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."-His reply

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."-W.C. Fields

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."-Humphrey Bogart

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."-Henny Youngman

[jewgaffer]

"I said I'd quit drinking when I had my second last binge on Irish whisky twenty five years ago, and since then I've almost gotten through five thousand bottles, a tenth of my supplies" ... "It wasn't quite full pedigree Irish whisky either"....... Abdul O'Flarity

Cheers

jewgaffer

Edited April 2, 2008 by jewgaffer

[Tony Soprano]

I'll drink to that stumpy!

Cheers!

Tony

[Ken A]

I'll drink to that also Cheers

[vipernut]

Theres a name i havnt seen in a long while.

back Ken.

Stephen

[Ken A]

Thanks it has been a while

[Dreamtime]

As Ben Franklin said:

in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases:

Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases.

METHOD OF TREATMENT

1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water

2. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minute

3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal.

4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours

5. Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the beginning may commence by taking little water and gradually increase it to 4 glasses per day.

6. The above method of treatment will cure diseases of the sick and others can enjoy a healthy life.

The following list gives the number of days of treatment required to cure/control/reduce main diseases:

1. High Blood Pressure (30 days)

2. Gastric (10 days)

3. Diabetes (30 days)

4. Constipation (10 days)

5. Cancer (180 days)

6. TB (90 days)

7. Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment only for 3 days in the 1st week, and from 2nd week onwards – daily.

This treatment method has no side effects, however at the commencement of treatment you may have to urinate a few times.

It is better if we continue this and make this procedure as a routine work in our life. Drink Water and Stay healthy and Active.

This makes sense .. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals ..not cold water. Maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing to lose, everything to gain...

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.

It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion.

Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine.

Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.