Medical Terminology For Blondes

[Dreamtime]

Anally — occurring yearly

Artery — study of paintings

Bacteria — back door of cafeteria

Barium — what doctors do when treatment fails

Bowel — letter like A.E.I.O.U

Caesarian section — district in Rome

Cat scan — searching for kitty

Cauterize — Made eye contact with her

Colic — sheep dog

Coma — a punctuation mark

Congenital — friendly

DC — where Washington is

Diarrhea — journal of daily events

Dilate — to live long

Enema — not a friend

Fester — quicker

Fibula — a small lie

Genital — non-Jewish

G.I. Series — soldiers’ ball game

Grippe — suitcase

Hangnail — coat hook

Impotent — distinguished, well known

Intense pain — torture in a teepee

Labor pain — got hurt at work

Medical staff — doctor’s cane

Morbid — higher offer

Nitrate — cheaper than day rate

Node — was aware of

Outpatient — person who had fainted

Pap smear — fatherhood test

Pelvis — cousin of Elvis

Post operative — letter carrier

Protein — favoring young people

Rectum — damn near killed ‘em

Recovery room — place to do upholstery

Rheumatic — amorous

Scar — rolled tobacco leaf

Secretion — hiding anything

Seizure — Roman emperor

Serology — study of knighthood

Tablet — small table

Terminal illness — sickness at airport

Tibia — country in North Africa

Tumor — an extra pair

Urine — opposite of you’re out

Varicose — located nearby

Vein — conceited

Edited July 16, 2008 by Mariner 31

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Mariner31

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[Hodgey]

Well done Carl

Hodgey

[BFB]

Very funny.

You definitely have too much time on your hands