arpie Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Dogs and cats are better than kids because they: 1. Eat less 2. Don't ask for money all the time 3. Are easier to train 4. Normally come when called 5. Never ask to drive the car 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends 7. Don't smoke or drink 8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions 9. Don't want to wear your clothes 10. Don't need a million dollars for university, and... 11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children. Roberta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IWANNABROCK Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Dogs and cats are better than kids because they: 1. Eat less 2. Don't ask for money all the time 3. Are easier to train 4. Normally come when called 5. Never ask to drive the car 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends 7. Don't smoke or drink 8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions 9. Don't want to wear your clothes 10. Don't need a million dollars for university, and... 11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children. Roberta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazza13974 Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Dogs and cats are better than kids because they: 1. Eat less 2. Don't ask for money all the time 3. Are easier to train 4. Normally come when called 5. Never ask to drive the car 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends 7. Don't smoke or drink 8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions 9. Don't want to wear your clothes 10. Don't need a million dollars for university, and... 11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children. Roberta i've got a five year old and all thats alright as long as he doesn't ask to burrow the boat and fishing gear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robeebee Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 11. is nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickman Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 what about they only live to about 18 if they get hit by a car you can bury them in the back yard very funny roberta but sadly all true gary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigholio Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 if they get hit by a car you can bury them in the back yard gary That's GOLD 12. Even the most mischevious pet couldn't turn out like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rizzo Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 That's GOLD 12. Even the most mischevious pet couldn't turn out like Speaky about that monkey corey i've noticed lately ever since his massive party stint his got other anchovians dressing like him has anyone noticed this? his clothes,hat,hair color,sun glasses what has this nation become following a knob in his cunning ways Rizzo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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