Dreamtime Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? 5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? 6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? 7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? 8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist? 9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? 10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? 11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? 12. 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence? 13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? 14. What hair colour do they put on the driver's licences of bald men? 15. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? 16. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? 17. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. (my fav) 18. No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning. 19. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE 20. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? 22. OK ... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs,' what does that make the Tennessee Titans? 23. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea, does that mean that one enjoys it? 24. Why if you send something by road it is called a shipment, but when you send it by sea it is called cargo? 25. If a convenience store is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the door? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james7 Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Good one Mariner 31. I needed a laugh. Cheers Peter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jewgaffer Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 .............. ? ...........14. What hair colour do they put on the driver's licences of bald men? ...........? Mariner I had trouble with the other 24 questions but I think I've got this one right Albino Skull -Bronze Skull - Pink Skull - Artificial Skulls could be either marked Mesh or Checker Plate Cheers jewgaffer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgey Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Well done Carl 26. In France, do they play scrabble with 'french letters'? Hodgey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh88 Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 That was very good, you always have good ones mariner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildfish Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 great read! loved it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuffy Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Things a bit quiet up there Carl? Russ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cupster Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 why does "slim chance" and "fat chance" mean the same thing?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
softplasticsjunkie Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Gotta Love It. Harry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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