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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly

remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for

one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson

answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?

We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach

Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for

$19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and

Divorced Barbie for $265.95.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95

and the others only $19.95?

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir...,

Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's

Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made

with Ken's balls

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