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Curse of the brag mat!


mr.e.p.d

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I recently decided to purchase one of these mats to measure my catch in stead of the old fold out wooden ruler, thinking I was doing the right thing.

Since its gone in fishing bag I've only caught undersized fish, and think I have jinxed myself. Think I might go back to the old trusty fold out ruler and see if I go back to landing keepers? :ranting2:

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Well if you bought the Brag Mat to "Brag" about your catches then the fishing gods were always going to shut you down. :biggrin2:

Having a Brag Mat will put an end to your stories where you go

"I caught a fish and it was Thiiiiiiisssssss big"

The second time you tell the story it will go

"I caught a fish and it was Thhhhhiiiiiiissssssssss big"

A Brag Mat puts correct facts into a story.

"I caught a fish and it was 37cm big"

Doesn't sound as good a story as the originals :thumbdown:

So toss out that cursed Brag Mat (just start calling it a Mat) and the Gods of Fishing will forgive you for trying to take the Bragging out of Fishing :thumbup:

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Well if you bought the Brag Mat to "Brag" about your catches then the fishing gods were always going to shut you down. http://www.fishraider.com.au/Invision/public/style_emoticons/#EMO_DIR#/biggrin2.gif

Having a Brag Mat will put an end to your stories where you go

"I caught a fish and it was Thiiiiiiisssssss big"

The second time you tell the story it will go

"I caught a fish and it was Thhhhhiiiiiiissssssssss big"

A Brag Mat puts correct facts into a story.

"I caught a fish and it was 37cm big"

Doesn't sound as good a story as the originals http://www.fishraider.com.au/Invision/public/style_emoticons/#EMO_DIR#/thumbdown.gif

So toss out that cursed Brag Mat (just start calling it a Mat) and the Gods of Fishing will forgive you for trying to take the Bragging out of Fishing http://www.fishraider.com.au/Invision/public/style_emoticons/#EMO_DIR#/thumbup.gif

Have you considered perhaps the ruler might have been faulty and your catching the same

Sized fish as always? ;)

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