CarlRak Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 Raiders, Via text on Sunday night with the missus overseas: Miss: Hey there, how are you? Nibbles: #coldwetnakedintaree M: Haha, what on earth? N: I went fishing and forgot a towel. M: So why are you naked? N: It’s a bit wet here, everything got soaked. M: And why are you in Taree? N: I thought the fish might be biting. M: Oh, I heard there was a bit of weather. It’s wet here too, just 3 degrees instead of 22. River fishing or sea fishing? N: Where the two meet. M: Can I see a picture? N: Sweetheart it’s so small you don’t want to see a picture. I’ll send a pic when it’s bigger. M: Of the fish….. N: Oh, the fish, sure…. M: So cute, he’s tiny. But I thought you were chasing bigger fish this year? N: So did I. M: What did he eat? N: A banana prawn jerk shad. M: It looks like one of those plastic things in the pic. Anything else? N: A few flathead. M: And what were they eating? N: Lime tigers. M: Lime tigers? Is chasing a big fish like chasing the dragon? N: I’ve never chased the dragon. But maybe. M: You’re dripping wet, naked in a car hours from home, it’s pouring and pitch black I imagine, and you’re talking fluorescent predators via text with me. Fantasy or reality? N: I get confused too. M: Find some clothes before the cops find you, drive safe, and send me a pic when it’s bigger. N: Really? M: A bigger fish. Cheers Nibbles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AEG Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 funny stuff mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bede Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 lol, wow, that is a tiny jewy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dhype Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 Did you catch a jerk shad with the Jew? Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlRak Posted January 29, 2013 Author Share Posted January 29, 2013 (edited) funny stuff mate lol, wow, that is a tiny jewy. glad i'm not amusing just myself Did you catch a jerk shad with the Jew? Hahaha sometthing like that Edited January 29, 2013 by Nibbles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdanger Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 I enjoyed that report! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaysondanielgraham Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Mate great read. We might be able to get you that upgrade down windang soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlRak Posted January 30, 2013 Author Share Posted January 30, 2013 I enjoyed that report! Thanks Mate great read. We might be able to get you that upgrade down windang soon. Hope so, would love something a bit bigger.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshot15 Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Funny stuff mate! When are we going to have another cast? Maybe you can show me how to get the elusive Jew? You have gone pretty good on them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shole01 Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 did anyone else read that as cold naked in a tree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshot15 Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 did anyone else read that as cold naked in a tree? Yeah but I spose if I was cold wet and naked a tree is the place I would want to be... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlRak Posted February 1, 2013 Author Share Posted February 1, 2013 Funny stuff mate! When are we going to have another cast? Maybe you can show me how to get the elusive Jew? You have gone pretty good on them! Whenever you're keen. Will try my hardest but i'm only just starting to figure it out. Baby steps...... did anyone else read that as cold naked in a tree? Too many lime tigers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scratchie Posted February 1, 2013 Share Posted February 1, 2013 Lmfao!!! Very funny report!!! Hope you get a bigger one soon!!! Cheers scratchie!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nbh00d Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 LOL!!!! A jew is a jew mate!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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