Where Do Babies Come From?

LungFai · April 30, 2013

I was asked this by my 6 year old nephew the other day so had to come up with something that was borderline truth. So here was my reply.

Well,

There is this stork that your father is able to hire that will go seek out a few eggs. That stork sometimes does not do it’s job properly so has to be employed over and over again on certain days of the month. Sometimes the stork is lazy and won’t work but there are ways to entice it to work with an oral presentation. It has to be a good presentation with visual aids and a warm apple pie to seal the deal.

It will then deliver the eggs to your mother who will incubate it for 9 months. During this time your father will employ the stork to check on the eggs but your mother may or may not let the stork near it for fear of damage.

After nine months your mother will have to go to the hospital to release the egg and out of the egg will hatch the new baby.

Your father may try to hire the stork again straight after but because your mother is tired it will just play by itself until it is time for a new egg to be found.

Now i am not to sure how much the kid will learn from that but i am sure that this was the best possible solution to a tricky question which should be the responsibility of the parent to explain.

To My Bro-inlaw, stop watching PORN! Your kid is getting curious!!