Penguin Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 (edited) Hi Raiders, Went out on the bay late Monday morn(10am),the wind was blowing hard and the water was so choppy,saw Crazy John and his crew as Bill and I were heading out,we went over to say hello and see what they had caught.We were greeted by one of the most hillarious sights I had ever seen on the bay,3 green faced boys doin the ralph over the side of the boat,and John sitting in his esky with his pants around his ankles,toilet roll in hand I said,'' what r u doin?''.John replies''I couldnt hold on any more''.So I say'' so u had to s@#t in your esky".He goes" im gona wash it".Bill and I had to leave we were laughing so hard the tears were running down our faces. After laughing all the way to the 3rd runway we dropped anchor and were hammered by the wind and waves,it was near impossible to stand in the boat, after about 20 mins we decided a move was in order.Went to the drums as there was an oil ship nearby which gave us some protection from the southerly and waves,we fished there for about 2hrs caught 1, 29cm Bream,and 20 Trevs, had 2 good runs when drifting large peeled prawns under the drums but got busted off on the anchor chain anchoring the drums to the bottom . That was it for the day,caught a feed and had a humungas laugh as well. penguin Edited April 26, 2006 by penguin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pk-fishn Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 Hi Raiders, ,3 green faced boys doin the ralph over the side of the boat,and John sitting in his esky with his pants around his ankles,toilet roll in hand I said,'' what r u doin?''.John replies''I couldnt hold on any more''.So I say'' so u had to s@#t in your esky".He goes" im gona wash it". penguin ahh good post and it gave me a good laugh there would have been some good results for them after that burley trail. great feed and great report!! cheers pk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CR@ZY OS@M@ Posted April 25, 2006 Share Posted April 25, 2006 guys i had the worst time ever head out to go fishing at 4am to then realise half way that i left the keys to the boat i had to do a u turn n head back home to get the keys we were finally off, we headed to the suckos at 5am to only land a descent size flattie,then headed off to the drums for cover.we caught shitty sized snappers which we tossed back n landed a descent size trevally until i had a turkey breast sandwich which 5 min later i started throwing up 6 times to then realise i had to do a mega shit i couldnt hold it any longer i scrounged around to only manage to use the esky i had burley in i pulled my pants to my knees and started hanging a crap the boys put the radio up so they couldnt hear me came across penguin n u know the rest anyway two tug boats were heading my way as i was hurrying to wipe my arse managed to finish in time but they only said hello . finished my deed ,washed the esky n decided to go trolling along the bay had just bought new braided 30pound line n a awsome lure to then come across a bunch of old idiots cut across me n snag on line with their boat i screamed to them to stop but they didnt hear me so i lost all my line n lure we called it a day at 10.30am went straight to bed to wake up later n see my mate washing my boat so there i go to the sliding door half asleep n bang i walk face first into a closed sliding door worst day ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted April 26, 2006 Author Share Posted April 26, 2006 (edited) guys i had the worst time ever head out to go fishing at 4am to then realise half way that i left the keys to the boat i had to do a u turn n head back home to get the keys we were finally off, we headed to the suckos at 5am to only land a descent size flattie,then headed off to the drums for cover.we caught shitty sized snappers which we tossed back n landed a descent size trevally until i had a turkey breast sandwich which 5 min later i started throwing up 6 times to then realise i had to do a mega shit i couldnt hold it any longer i scrounged around to only manage to use the esky i had burley in i pulled my pants to my knees and started hanging a crap the boys put the radio up so they couldnt hear me came across penguin n u know the rest anyway two tug boats were heading my way as i was hurrying to wipe my arse managed to finish in time but they only said hello . finished my deed ,washed the esky n decided to go trolling along the bay had just bought new braided 30pound line n a awsome lure to then come across a bunch of old idiots cut across me n snag on line with their boat i screamed to them to stop but they didnt hear me so i lost all my line n lure we called it a day at 10.30am went straight to bed to wake up later n see my mate washing my boat so there i go to the sliding door half asleep n bang i walk face first into a closed sliding door worst day ever John I think U may need to censor some of your colourful language,lol penguin Edited April 26, 2006 by penguin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest crow Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Oh stop it fella's, i near fell off the chair just then.......HAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest maraudingmado Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Gee Crazy John that is a classic report I would check your boat for a hidden banana . Talk about bad luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted April 26, 2006 Author Share Posted April 26, 2006 (edited) Gee Crazy John that is a classic report I would check your boat for a hidden banana . Talk about bad luck It had nothing to do with a banana but more so the priests daughter he was with the day b4. Devine intervention perhaps. penguin Edited April 27, 2006 by penguin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloo62 Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Hey Penguin, How do you cook up the trevs. Are they any good to eat? Bloo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sea Jay Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 we fished there for about 2hrs caught 1, 29cm Bream,and 20 Trevs, had 2 good runs when drifting large peeled prawns under the drums but got busted off on the anchor chain anchoring the drums to the bottom Just wondering what bait you caught the trevs on and how, where you getting them off the bottom or floating baits?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big_steve Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 top stuff penguin as usual u never dissapoint mate, iain, float peeled prawns out the back of the burley trail and bet ur life ull nail quite a few mate, ask chris weve got'n sick of catchn trevs frm time to time.... but they cook up very nice, if ne1 needs a hand to fillet and de bone "CRAZEDFISHERDUDE" is ur man for that... cheers steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flattieman Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 Firstly, penguin, Crazy John - classic reports! Nice catch, penguin. Crazy John - shame about the lure/line. Secondly, CFD - bleeding the trevs is the way to go? I didn't know that - thanks. Flattieman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CR@ZY OS@M@ Posted April 26, 2006 Share Posted April 26, 2006 thanks guys i must say i got a private message from a fellow fishraider asking me how did i clean the esky i tipped it the water then i put my hand in a plastic shopping bag n washed it. then when i got home i scrubbed it down with some heavy duty boat wash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted April 27, 2006 Author Share Posted April 27, 2006 (edited) thanks guys i must say i got a private message from a fellow fishraider asking me how did i clean the esky i tipped it the water then i put my hand in a plastic shopping bag n washed it. then when i got home i scrubbed it down with some heavy duty boat wash. Why would someone want to know how u cleaned s@#t from your esky. penguin Edited April 27, 2006 by penguin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CR@ZY OS@M@ Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 i really dont know maybe they went through the same thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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