OWZAT Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 (edited) G`day Fellas , I was just about to wave a visitor goodbye , when when the lady in the unit next to mine , approached us in a highly exagerated state , and asked us to see if we could Identify a noise comming from her car after the ignition was switched off. Well , as you probably know By now , I `am never one to Leave a Damsel In distress , so both Myself and My Visitor Arthur went to take a look. Sure enough , the Ignition was switched off , and all knobs were in the"Off " position for The Aircon etc, etc. Now this whirring noise , seemed to be comming from the Back of the veichle , so we lifted the Boot and checked all around in the copartments , but the whirring noise still persisited , bugga , What The ? . Even with the Boot lid open , we could still hear the noise , and it was definately comming from the Inside of the car. Both Arthur and I eased our way into the veichle , and listened as best we could , when Lo and Behold , we noticed a beach bag on the Back seat. Lifting the bag up closer to our ears , We Heard our diminishing Mystery noise comming from the depths of the bag. " Its definately comming from this bag," said Arthur holding it up by the straps . My neighbour immediately grabbed the bag from arthurs hands and began frantically searching through its contents. Now , By this time Arthur and I were looking at each other in that all knowing Male Chauvanistic type of Way , desperately trying to stifle our sniggering , when Bingo , out popped The offending Noisemaker . A Bloody electric Toothbrush ! , well , bugger me , I would have bet $100.oo to a 5 cent piece it would have been an electric Screw driver . They Say laughter is extremely benifical to the aged , well after today , we sure as hell got a few years back , coz I`ve still got the giggles. Mick Edited November 27, 2006 by OWZAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
namesay Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Lucky it was a toothbrush and not an electric "toy" for the girls! Cheers kelvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsswordfisherman Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 Lucky it was a toothbrush and not an electric "toy" for the girls! Cheers kelvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWZAT Posted November 27, 2006 Author Share Posted November 27, 2006 G`day fellas , Ok I fess up , Thats exactly what we thought it was , and also why we wuz having such giggling fits . Mick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 HaHaHa i had the same thing on my mind as u electric screw drive her. penguin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbielites Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 A freind of mine works in security at a regional airport. One day at work a bagage handler alerted him to a suitcase that was making a funny noise, they both had a fair idea what it was and had a laugh about it. But regs being regs he took it and xrayed it and saw what was making the noise. Now these people are not allowed to open the case just xray it, with all the passengers already on board he decided in the best interest of the public to take the offending bag to the passenger and get her to open it and shut the machine off.... So there she sat in the middle of a packed flight with a secyrity guard asking her to explain the noise coming from the bag, he then got her to open the bag and stop the noise... Robbie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 (edited) A freind of mine works in security at a regional airport. One day at work a bagage handler alerted him to a suitcase that was making a funny noise, they both had a fair idea what it was and had a laugh about it. But regs being regs he took it and xrayed it and saw what was making the noise. Now these people are not allowed to open the case just xray it, with all the passengers already on board he decided in the best interest of the public to take the offending bag to the passenger and get her to open it and shut the machine off.... So there she sat in the middle of a packed flight with a secyrity guard asking her to explain the noise coming from the bag, he then got her to open the bag and stop the noise... Robbie. Haha the poor embarrased woman Edited November 27, 2006 by penguin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 HaHaHa i had the same thing on my mind as u electric screw drive her. penguin love that one mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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