OWZAT Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 G`day Fellas , A VERY BRAVE MAN WROTE THIS!!!!!! (Now he's dead!) A Son asked his mother the following question:"Mum, why are wedding dresses white?" . The mother looks at her son and replies,"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure." The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?". The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white !". Mick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 Unfortunely this type of appliance can attack penguin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arpie Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 Ooooooooh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R_Zee Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 G`day Fellas , A VERY BRAVE MAN WROTE THIS!!!!!! (Now he's dead!) A Son asked his mother the following question:"Mum, why are wedding dresses white?" . The mother looks at her son and replies,"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure." The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?". The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white !". Mick haha!! i love it!!! Tony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abiasin Posted June 16, 2007 Share Posted June 16, 2007 aswome, definately woth recycling it to the boys at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElwoodBlues Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 yeah he WAS a brave man I think he is in hiding now if not he should be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evets Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 Unfortunely this type of appliance can attack penguin LOL Arrr hrrr harr Funny post Penguin. I had a vision of my wife trying to attack me with the crock pot Evets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishyfingers Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 Scientists have found the one food that makes women gain 40lbs, lose their sex drive and become total and utter Hitlers!! It's called a Wedding Cake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUFFO Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 They also come in S.S,is it because they are cold too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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