bolan Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 A mid-season "Footy teams in review"... Melbourne Storm - Delta Goodrem. Tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn. St George Illawarra Dragons - Elle MacPherson. Past her best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most. Souths Rabbitohs - Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails. Sydney Roosters - Amelie Mauresmo. Last woman on Earth scenario: you still wouldn't. Parramatta Eels - Jenna Jameison [porno star]. Cops a pounding but are always around in the final scenes, even if they are choking...... Wests Tigers - Britney underwaters. At times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly. Canterbury Bulldogs - Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty. NZ Warriors - Paris Hilton. Lays down way too easily. Canberra Raiders - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while. Brisbane Broncos - Jessica Simpson. Got some great moves & had the same father in charge for entire existence. Cronulla Sharks - Anna Kournikova. Look great but have never won anything. Penrith Panthers - Krystal from Big Brother. Has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal. North Queensland Cowboys - Beyonce. Quality all over, but especially good at the back. Newcastle - Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up front. Gold Coast Titans - The Olsen Twins. Not ready to go yet but shaping quite well. Manly Sea Eagles - Julia Gillard. Still can't produce any juniors Cheers, Stumpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDiko Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Love it IFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankp Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 GO ELLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inhlanzi Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 (edited) nice one cheers inhlanzi Edited June 28, 2007 by inhlanzi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zrealist Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 I'm tipping Christina Aguilera will go all the way in 07. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big_steve Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 LMFAO thats very funny indeed stump well done hahaha cheers steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frantic Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 ripper of a post stumpy, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cat-as-trophy Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Are you bored again Stumpy???? Cheers Mrs Flightmanager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark* Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 great post stumpy had a good laugh thanks mate. regards mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolan Posted June 27, 2007 Author Share Posted June 27, 2007 Are you bored again Stumpy???? Cheers Mrs Flightmanager Yep, All work and no play makes for a very Grumpy Stumpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flightmanager Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 I still dont understand it ??? Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vipernut Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 top post stumpy. Pornstar eels all the way!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micksfishn Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 jess will blow the copm. away mick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Duffell Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Go christina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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