Tuesday Funny

ianoc69 · July 3, 2007

Sorry peoples but I came across this joke at work and had to post it here. It may be an old one but I thought it was funny albeit a little nasty to the fairer sex.

>>> >A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian

>>> >coast.

>>> >

>>> >He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible

>>> >night wondering what could have happened to her.

>>> >

>>> >Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a

>>> >couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.

>>> >

>>> >The Sarge says, 'Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately

>>> >some really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good

>>> >news'.

>>> >

>>> >'Well,' says the bloke, 'I guess I'd better have the bad news

>>> >first?'

>>> >

>>> >The Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead.

>>> >YoungBill here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little

>>> >cleft in the reef. He got a line around her and we pulled her up,

>>> >but she was dead.'

>>> >

>>> >The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a

>>> >bit of a turn. But after a few minutes he pulls himself together

>>> >and asks what

>>> >the good news is.

>>> >

>>> >The Sarge says, 'Well when we got your wife up there were quite a

>>> >few really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to

>>> >her, so we've brought you your share.'

>>> >

>>> >He hands the bloke a sugar bag with a couple of nice crays and four

>>> >or five crabs in it.

>>> >

>>> >'Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and

>>> >all that... So what's the other possible good news?

>>> >

>>> >'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick trip, me and young

>>> >Bill here get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot

>>> >over there and

>>> >pull her up again!

Martin · July 3, 2007

jewgaffer · July 3, 2007

Sorry peoples but I came across this joke at work and had to post it here. It may be an old one but I thought it was funny albeit a little nasty to the fairer sex.

>>> >A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian

>>> >coast.

>>> >

>>> >He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible

>>> >night wondering what could have happened to her.

>>> >

>>> >Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a

>>> >couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.

>>> >

>>> >The Sarge says, 'Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately

>>> >some really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good

>>> >news'.

>>> >

>>> >'Well,' says the bloke, 'I guess I'd better have the bad news

>>> >first?'

>>> >

>>> >The Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry mate, but your wife is dead.

>>> >YoungBill here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little

>>> >cleft in the reef. He got a line around her and we pulled her up,

>>> >but she was dead.'

>>> >

>>> >The bloke is naturally pretty distressed to hear of this and has a

>>> >bit of a turn. But after a few minutes he pulls himself together

>>> >and asks what

>>> >the good news is.

>>> >

>>> >The Sarge says, 'Well when we got your wife up there were quite a

>>> >few really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to

>>> >her, so we've brought you your share.'

>>> >

>>> >He hands the bloke a sugar bag with a couple of nice crays and four

>>> >or five crabs in it.

>>> >

>>> >'Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties. I guess it's an ill wind and

>>> >all that... So what's the other possible good news?

>>> >

>>> >'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick trip, me and young

>>> >Bill here get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot

>>> >over there and

>>> >pull her up again!