netic Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 A man was stopped by a inspector at Sydney Harbour recently with two buckets of fish leaving a point well known for its fishing The inspector asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replied to the inspector, "No, mate. These are my pet fish." "Pet fish?!" the inspector replied. "Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the point and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home." "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" The man looked at the inspector for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works." "ok I've got to see this!" The inspector was curious. The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the inspector turned to the man and said, "Well?" "Well, what?" the man responded. "When are you going to call them back?" the inspector prompted. "Call who back?" the man asked. "The FISH" "What fish?" the man asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frizzy Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingsRule Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Makes me laugh eveytime i see that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warnie Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Ha Ha oz ..............well this is it's partner After 15 years of Marriage ________________________________________ A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?" The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish." __________________ Cheers Warnie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Penguin Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 good one penguin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Duffell Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 hahaha love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umpy Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 good one i love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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