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Don't Mess With Us Old Dads!


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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors:

green,red,orange,and blue,purple and pink!

My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him

staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,

"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild

in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so

that I would not choke on his response; knowing that he

would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye

in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.

I was just wondering if you were my son" :wacko:

Not fishin at the moment so thought a little stirrin would suffice!


Stumpy! :1prop:

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