Redneck Carpin

[kiwi waynie]

Why howdy yall,

I gota tell yall dis carp fishin changes a man.At first it was like harmless fun and now gawlie thangs are changin alright.All this came to bein on a rainy wed in deecembur when my good buddy breett said to myself we should go n take a crack at a bunch of europeeann carp down by the river at Yarromarndi. Well I got down there and found that river had done flooded up,but Lordy I see carp and I was as happy as a Coyote in a fowl house. I jus got to fishin when my good buddy Brett showed up and before too long I found myself hooked to a HAWG!

My buddy was standin there with the chicken catchin net but eeiwee! His fishin pole was bent n singin and he tell me I gotta do this myself. But what it's a HAWG! Did got this achived but this hawg gawn bust my old net. So I gotta help my buddy with a busted net and you could have blown me down with a feather, HAWG! Nother HAWG!

Then them fish jus keep cummin it was like a good ole ho down.

We even got us some Catfish which would have made a doozie gumbo back south but these ones are tandanus, a native to these parts and we put them on their way.

Why we got Hawgs, lil dawgies and ones in between. I even had to take my shoe off to count them all.

By time the dark was a cummin the skeeters was out n we were plum tuckered from catchin. So we gathered up what we gawn done.

But no wantin to stink the place up like Grandpappys underpants I gawn done the reesponsible thang seens I had taken my pickup truck an the big ole garbage truck was due in the morrow.

So we had a good ole time down by that flooded up river an yall should try it.

But yall best take care there are some mighty strange folks about.

SQUEEEAL LIL PIGGY! WEEEEEE WEEEEEE!

Lata Raidaz

Kiwi Waynie

[Centrepin]

Yas boyz all done real good.

I'm plum tuckered out from laffing.

Mades myr day

[Keflapod]

We.e.e.e.ell, howdy y'all,

I do beleeve that yur naime is Cletus Kiwi-Waynie.

Thems some mighty Fiiine hawgs you got there.

Musta had a baaall ketchin them thangs.

Y'all come back and ketch sum more now, y'hear....

Tony

PS - is it just the photo or do you have something orange in your mouth?

[musty]

Great report guys looks like awesome fun!

But i gotto say... DAMN that was hard to read...

My head hurts

Musty

[paul.kenny]

[Spanker]

Crickey by the time I had finished I was listening for banjos amd watching my back for mountain men!

Cracker post Kiwi Wayne haha

Spanker

[cut_loose]

Great report mate, very interesting and it took me a while to read it but it was great.

[robeebee]

sorry fella

can't understand your eckscent

[Ray R]

Gee we have some great writers on this site, mate that was a crack-up of a read, oh and congrats on the fishing session too.. LOL..

[The Poacher]

Well Kiwi Waynie,

I hope you have renewed your NRA membership, put up your confederate flag and polished the gun rack in your pickup truck.

Mighty fine effort,

The Poacher

[johnv]

well done there Waynie i hope ya cooked em up on bbq lmfao, Donna & myself couldn't stop laughin she said you still a funny bugger :074: how's the mrs & kids going

cheers john

Edited December 2, 2010 by johnv

[Dusky]

just took a sneak peak at Raiders & was caught laughing to myself with this one - Daammm yuoor funny boi!

Edited December 2, 2010 by Dusky

[MikeyR]

Lordy that made me hungry .... time to bust out the chitlins, hog maws n gravy.....and where's my shotgun....

Awesome post!

[Lucky]

Dangnabbit thems some mighty fine critters yoall got there, gotta get me some to put in the roadkill gumbo.

Chioce bro, stoked az.

[The Buzzard]

You sure is a sick puppy boy.

[acortilla]

Whats ya gotta go make'n me laugh so hard me bones rattled like missing teeth in a moonshine jar.

Great report/read.

[searabbit]

You sure is a sick puppy boy.

A chip off the old block eh Buzzard

Whad u feed im groin up ?????

[FISHARK]

Thanks For the laugh guys needed it

[padfoot]

You really have to stop doing that.

I laughed so loud people at work wanted to know what I was laughing at.