kiwi waynie Posted December 1, 2010 Share Posted December 1, 2010 Why howdy yall, I gota tell yall dis carp fishin changes a man.At first it was like harmless fun and now gawlie thangs are changin alright.All this came to bein on a rainy wed in deecembur when my good buddy breett said to myself we should go n take a crack at a bunch of europeeann carp down by the river at Yarromarndi. Well I got down there and found that river had done flooded up,but Lordy I see carp and I was as happy as a Coyote in a fowl house. I jus got to fishin when my good buddy Brett showed up and before too long I found myself hooked to a HAWG! My buddy was standin there with the chicken catchin net but eeiwee! His fishin pole was bent n singin and he tell me I gotta do this myself. But what it's a HAWG! Did got this achived but this hawg gawn bust my old net. So I gotta help my buddy with a busted net and you could have blown me down with a feather, HAWG! Nother HAWG! Then them fish jus keep cummin it was like a good ole ho down. We even got us some Catfish which would have made a doozie gumbo back south but these ones are tandanus, a native to these parts and we put them on their way. Why we got Hawgs, lil dawgies and ones in between. I even had to take my shoe off to count them all. By time the dark was a cummin the skeeters was out n we were plum tuckered from catchin. So we gathered up what we gawn done. But no wantin to stink the place up like Grandpappys underpants I gawn done the reesponsible thang seens I had taken my pickup truck an the big ole garbage truck was due in the morrow. So we had a good ole time down by that flooded up river an yall should try it. But yall best take care there are some mighty strange folks about. SQUEEEAL LIL PIGGY! WEEEEEE WEEEEEE! Lata Raidaz Kiwi Waynie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centrepin Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Yas boyz all done real good. I'm plum tuckered out from laffing. Mades myr day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keflapod Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 We.e.e.e.ell, howdy y'all, I do beleeve that yur naime is Cletus Kiwi-Waynie. Thems some mighty Fiiine hawgs you got there. Musta had a baaall ketchin them thangs. Y'all come back and ketch sum more now, y'hear.... Tony PS - is it just the photo or do you have something orange in your mouth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musty Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Great report guys looks like awesome fun! But i gotto say... DAMN that was hard to read... My head hurts Musty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul.kenny Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanker Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Crickey by the time I had finished I was listening for banjos amd watching my back for mountain men! Cracker post Kiwi Wayne haha Spanker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cut_loose Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Great report mate, very interesting and it took me a while to read it but it was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robeebee Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 sorry fella can't understand your eckscent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray R Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Gee we have some great writers on this site, mate that was a crack-up of a read, oh and congrats on the fishing session too.. LOL.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poacher Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Well Kiwi Waynie, I hope you have renewed your NRA membership, put up your confederate flag and polished the gun rack in your pickup truck. Mighty fine effort, The Poacher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnv Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 (edited) well done there Waynie i hope ya cooked em up on bbq lmfao, Donna & myself couldn't stop laughin she said you still a funny bugger :074: how's the mrs & kids going cheers john Edited December 2, 2010 by johnv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusky Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 (edited) just took a sneak peak at Raiders & was caught laughing to myself with this one - Daammm yuoor funny boi! Edited December 2, 2010 by Dusky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyR Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Lordy that made me hungry .... time to bust out the chitlins, hog maws n gravy.....and where's my shotgun.... Awesome post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Dangnabbit thems some mighty fine critters yoall got there, gotta get me some to put in the roadkill gumbo. Chioce bro, stoked az. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Buzzard Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 You sure is a sick puppy boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acortilla Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Whats ya gotta go make'n me laugh so hard me bones rattled like missing teeth in a moonshine jar. Great report/read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
searabbit Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 You sure is a sick puppy boy. A chip off the old block eh Buzzard Whad u feed im groin up ????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHARK Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Thanks For the laugh guys needed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
padfoot Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 You really have to stop doing that. I laughed so loud people at work wanted to know what I was laughing at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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