bolan Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long pants, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was fog mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing a bloody gale. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit" Thats it! Its all bloody over! There is a pending custody battle for the kids- Joe wants one of the twins off the back of my Berty! Will probably need a few character references...........................mabe not from Flightmanager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDiko Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Nice one mate IFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MRS WATTO Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 She thought she had a sexy hot babe next to her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Hilarious,thats a good one penguin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankp Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Hilarious,thats a good one penguin ripper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingsRule Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnno Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 OMG PMSL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark* Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 very funny. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evets Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Arrrr HArrr Harrr haa As Bill Lawrie would say "Sssimply senn-sational Ritchie...." Evets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Stumpy Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 He's sooooooo funny, not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flightmanager Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 Well if Jo gets one of the twins , can I have the other one ? The Berty would only go in circles with only one Merc !! Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netic Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Nice one..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Duffell Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Cant help yourself can you mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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