Jigholio Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 FISHRAIDER NAVAL COMMAND, SQUIDNEY AUSTRALIA WEDNESDAY 13/08/08 Mission debrief follows 0600: deployed the amphibious fishsweeper Furball from Tunks Base, accompanied by Admiral Chef. 0610: opened, memorized & destroyed our covert orders: Locate & capture the Bouillabaise Gang, with extreme prejudice. Using fresh intel, cartography & sonar we located the enemy camp at 0700, in 40 feet and cowering under a ledge adjacent to a reef. They had sent a full armada of recon scouts wearing Yakka uniforms. We had to act quickly before they telegraphed our presence back to their HQ At 0705 Admiral Chef gave the order to engage the enemy: Deploy reef pick & springer...check Deploy Burley depth charges topside & rockside...check Deploy XOS squidmines...check And then the key to our mission success - infiltrate the enemy camp with double agents. Our undercover men went in wearing the same Yakka uniforms. the Bouillabaise Gang was fooled, despite our agents obvious body piercings. The first capture came at 0710, positively identified as Seaman Wrasse, a lowly thief who supplies the enemy with stolen munitions. Admiral Chef believes this was a worthwhile capture. Second enemy capture was identified as Ensign Sweep, a Janitor. Hardly the calibre of crook we were seeking. Again Admiral Chef assured me this was a worthwhile capture. Third enemy capture was recorded at 0730, and was the principal target and leader of the gang, identified as Commodore Scorpion Cod, a known asassin & associate of terrorists whose speciality is torture with poison darts. A nasty piece of work to be kept at arms length. His lack of resistance & easy submission could only be descibed as Collins Class. 0900 -1000 two prisoners unknown to our intel were taken. Interrogation revealed they were from a seperatist army unrelated to our mission. the enemy had threatened their families with execution if they did not impersonate Bouillabaise gang members & surrender to us, an underhanded attempt to fool the good guys. They were identified as Sargeants Baker & Baker from Baker company, 101st Sandbourne. Released unharmed. Another key target, Commodore Cod's son AKA "Spike" was captured at 1015hrs. The Gang was leaderless and in disarray. In desperation they launched mossback torpedoes at the Furball, both missed their target. Both did however steal 2kg squidmines from the Admiral, and took them back to base. I had advised him to use 10kg+ squidmines against mossback torpedoes. The Admiral now took my advice. There was only one remaining significant Gang member at this camp on our blacklist: Ist Officer Cal Amari, en expat Italian dictator in the vein of Mussolini. The coward surrendered without resistance. The Bouillabaise Gang is French, after all! At 1230 hrs we relocated to the Kahawai training exercise grounds to practise target shooting. At 1430hrs we returned to Tunks Base & into drydock. Captain Crustacean and his Adjutant were also captured. Although not our mission, a large squidmine destroyer was taken See attached images from the brig, to verify key captures. XO Holio Fishsweeper Furball debrief ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherackattack Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 interesting format served some time in the army or something yeah? nice looking fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roosterman Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 jig thats a classic mate the best post ive read for a while.... i dunno what some people think trying to tackle those moss back torpedoes with pea shooters.. especially when those midget subs nab ya an try to head back to there training camp over new zealand. keep em comming... cheers...steve....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsswordfisherman Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Jigholio That is the funniest, cleverest post I have read for sometime If you keep posting this type of missive I will make you the fishraider foreign fishing correspondent. Your forum would of course be hidden and heavily password protected for the eyes of suitable raider members only I am sure this debrief document will assist further raiding activity in the location mentioned. Continue with more successful covert operations and report back as required mrsswordfisherman (RADM) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigholio Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 Romeo your last, Mrsswordie. you can thank Vince (VA911) for the debrief. He's more motivational than Stormin' Norman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsswordfisherman Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Romeo your last, Mrsswordie. you can thank Vince (VA911) for the debrief. He's more motivational than Stormin' Norman. and a trusted trader too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigholio Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 The CFTU* needs more keen eyed observers like yourself to protect our shores... Enlist Today!! *Counter Fish-Terrorist Unit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi Dan Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 very well done indeed, i thought i was reading the back of a playstation game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davemmm Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Where do I sign up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Knot Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Great post mate - Have not read a harbour yarn like that since the Jap mini subs got through the boom net and tore into the Kuttabull. Keepem coming John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VA911 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Dude try to stay on the meds would ya? Its not only for your own good but the good of others! Loved it! Great report. Imagine if you actually caught something Looks like bannana man struck again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammy0884 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Great read mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigholio Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 Looks like bannana man struck again. ROFL you funny bugger! Yes that's three kingis hooked & 0 landed for bananaman, he goes for the "suicide stick" every time. He's totally in denial " that wasn't a kingi, it grabbed that big blob of squid guts only halfway down & then went vertical and popped me off - no way that's a kingi i didn't feel a tap tap tap nibble" meanwhile on the starboard side BWAAAH I'm cracking up just remembering it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squid hunter Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Gday champion good looking inker there regards Squid Hunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gibodfisho Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh88 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 great story, there should me more like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreamtime Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Who said fishermen are of a sane breed? Great read, some light relief to kick start the day. It sounds like Briggadeer Bundy was out in force as well. Well done on what appears to have been a fun day out for you guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slinkymalinky Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Slinky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigholio Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 It sounds like Briggadeer Bundy was out in force as well. Yes Brigadier Bundy has his own bunk which he shares with the "Bundy Goggles". The mission took it's toll on the Brigadier, he is looking quite lean. He is known to fraternize with milk on cold mornings, they are working on a black-ops project codenamed "Moreton Bay Porridge" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flea Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I 'salute' you on a successful mission and the best spin on a post in ages. Cheers Flea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hutcho1 Posted August 15, 2008 Share Posted August 15, 2008 Foxtrot, uniform, november, november, yanky. Hutcho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austwave Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 Excellent Report, what a laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluedog Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 that is the most creative report i've read in a long time. brightened my day after a very unsuccessful fishing trip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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