The Incredible Hull Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 A guy goes fishing every Saturday morning. He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes, all day long. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes. As he is coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph. Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers,"The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onearmedfisho Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennoz Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 ha - just what i needed a Friday funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catchin Jack Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spooooled Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 A guy goes fishing every Saturday morning. He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes, all day long. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes. As he is coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph. Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers,"The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit?" LMAO Classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyse01 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 good joke for a friday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockfisherman Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Lollll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsswordfisherman Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 whats wrong with crappy weather fishing....just ask Donna must remember to do a U-TURN next time just to make sure A picture is worth a thousand words........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port hacking addiction Posted March 4, 2012 Share Posted March 4, 2012 Billy coke bottle made up that joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosesayshi Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Top joke will have to remember that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusky Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 A guy goes fishing every Saturday morning. He gets up early and eager, makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes, all day long. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes. As he is coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph. Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers,"The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusky Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 A picture is worth a thousand words........ Damm I could have used one of those in a past life - but now with cat-as-trophy, well we are both mad on fishing, so ALL's GREAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cat-as-trophy Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Cath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Incredible Hull Posted April 18, 2012 Author Share Posted April 18, 2012 The doctor tells his patient: "Well I have good news and bad news..." The patient says, "Lay it on me Doc. What's the bad news?" "You have Alzheimer's disease." "Good heavens! What's the good news?" "You can go home and forget about it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Hooked Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 I'm on the ground in stitches! Classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LungFai Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years.Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.Two days later the three get to the camping site to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire, sitting having a cold beer."Ron, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?""Well, I've been here since last night.Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, 'Guess who?" I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie.She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. Well she's been reading 50 Shades of Grey......On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.And then she said, "Do whatever you want."So, Here I am! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalucius Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire, sitting having a cold beer. "Ron, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, 'Guess who?" I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie. She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. Well she's been reading 50 Shades of Grey...... On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want." So, Here I am! Classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day's Fishin Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire, sitting having a cold beer. "Ron, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, 'Guess who?" I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie. She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. Well she's been reading 50 Shades of Grey...... On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want." So, Here I am! Priceless Regards Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shak4g63 Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 2 guys go fishing after a few fruitless sessions they buy all this fancy equipment, the 1st guy finally pulls out an average fish, and tells the other guy do you realize this fish cost us $11000! To which the second guy replies thank god we only caught one!!! Tight lines, Shakeel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hookmeup Posted February 7, 2013 Share Posted February 7, 2013 A wife asks her husband to go down to the supermarket for her. Can you get me a carton of milk please honey, oh yeh & if they have avocados, get 6 A short while later the husband returns, the wife looks in the fridge & says.......Why did you get 6 cartons of milk ??? Husband: They had avocados............. Us men are logical thinkers !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LungFai Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 What is Celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Lyn and I, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.." He then addressed the me, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower Geoff?' I leaned over, touched Lyn's hand gently, and whispered, White Wings Self-Raising Flour, isn’t it babe? And thus began my life of celibacy..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FISHARK Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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