afterlife??

[rickmarlin62]

an elderly couple made a pact that if one died they would try and let the other know what its like in the afterlife...two months later the hubbie dies..his missus I s distraught and three weeks later goes to a medium with their daughter for a session round a ouije board...when it was the old girls turn the medium starts shaking and talking crazy then all of a sudden says  betty is that you  its joe  she says yes its me what are you doing joe..he says I get up have a feed have a root have a feed have a root all day non stop...she gasps in awe and says   where are you joe ???   he replies im a rabbit on port Macquarie golf course..................

[Fab1]

Good one mate.

Here's one for you.

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn. 


The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone. 


The old farmer told him he had buried them. 


"Lordy, were they ALL dead?" asked the sheriff.


The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them crooked politicians love to lie."

[Fab1]

12 minutes ago, Trailcraft43 said:

Hahaha,

should hit them ones with the shovel really hard. ?

 

 

Lol.Maybe they needed the ike jimne treatment.

[big Neil]

Some good 'uns there guys.BN

[sam bros]

On 9/12/2017 at 8:54 AM, Fab1 said:

Good one mate.

Here's one for you.

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn. 


The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone. 


The old farmer told him he had buried them. 


"Lordy, were they ALL dead?" asked the sheriff.


The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them crooked politicians love to lie."

[COASTIE 01]

On 9/12/2017 at 8:54 AM, Fab1 said:

Good one mate.

Here's one for you.

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn. 


The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone. 


The old farmer told him he had buried them. 


"Lordy, were they ALL dead?" asked the sheriff.


The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them crooked politicians love to lie."

hahahahaha