rickmarlin62 Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 an elderly couple made a pact that if one died they would try and let the other know what its like in the afterlife...two months later the hubbie dies..his missus I s distraught and three weeks later goes to a medium with their daughter for a session round a ouije board...when it was the old girls turn the medium starts shaking and talking crazy then all of a sudden says betty is that you its joe she says yes its me what are you doing joe..he says I get up have a feed have a root have a feed have a root all day non stop...she gasps in awe and says where are you joe ??? he replies im a rabbit on port Macquarie golf course.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fab1 Posted September 11, 2017 Share Posted September 11, 2017 Good one mate. Here's one for you. A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn. The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer told him he had buried them. "Lordy, were they ALL dead?" asked the sheriff.The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them crooked politicians love to lie." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fab1 Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 12 minutes ago, Trailcraft43 said: Hahaha, should hit them ones with the shovel really hard. ? Lol.Maybe they needed the ike jimne treatment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big Neil Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Some good 'uns there guys.BN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam bros Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 On 9/12/2017 at 8:54 AM, Fab1 said: Good one mate. Here's one for you. A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn. The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer told him he had buried them. "Lordy, were they ALL dead?" asked the sheriff.The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them crooked politicians love to lie." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COASTIE 01 Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 On 9/12/2017 at 8:54 AM, Fab1 said: Good one mate. Here's one for you. A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's barn. The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer told him he had buried them. "Lordy, were they ALL dead?" asked the sheriff.The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them crooked politicians love to lie." hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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