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Sorry Slinky, You have my wife mistaken for someone else. $300.00 per year???????????? If only..... Dude, she can do $300 in a shoe store faster than I can dial up GoFishPete on the telephone. Cheers, Stumpy

Nice catch Reefingthemin! I would love a day out like that! You caught every fish in one day, that I would be happy with over several trips Welcome to Fishraider Cheers, Stumpy P.S......Pull your pants up dude hehehehe

Great report Pete, pity about your catch!!! (Sounds more like my effort of recent) You know............looking at the Pic of those Japanese Tourists, I actually think they were asking Ross to leave his cap on as the little bald patch was playing havoc with their flash photography---its such a shiny head Cheers Stumpy! Never bring a Knife to a Gun-Fight dude Loser! Hehehehe Stumpy

I love my kids and as many may have seen, I love bragging about them! This is a top thread and I hope we see more pics of kids fishing. Better yet, why dont we see them all at the Kingy Social???????????? The Swordies have set up great prizes for the kids in the last years socials ! To tell the truth, EVERY kid at last years kingy social got a very good rod real combo! Times are a lot harder, so it probably wont happen again, but they all loved the quality time with their parents regardless! The fact that I had 24 hrs of fun with my kids will always beat a prize ,but to see the smiles on the kids faces in the above pics says it all (Slinky, Arked,Jewgaffer) Now that Mrs Stumpy and I are separating,you tend to take these moments more seriously............... Stumpette 1 Stumpette 2 Stumpette Stumpy Jnr ! Cheers, Stumpy. (Now that I have been serious, I will have to go and put some sh&t on Flightmanagers last Fishing Report) hehehehe

A Very Good Explanation The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!" And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened." "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!" And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down & out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed & very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for 3 days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, & while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but won't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same pair. " The husband took a quick breath & continued, "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, ' Please. Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?' " Hehe, nicely done Stumpy

Nicely done Pete Very good indeed Stumpster

This may sound weird, but I can send pics. I have a setup that has power permanently set up at the rear of the boat using BRASS air line couplings.I just plug them in when using my winch. The fixed ones run straight off the battery and are countersunk in timber.They are a great connector device-better than those pissy crimps, and will take any load required. just solder the wire into the airline socket and you are off and running.You can run a fuse off either side too. The "airline socket" powerline system can also be used for bait tanks, searchlights,fridges etc Quick release and doesnt corrode!(whoops,spelling-hic!) Cheers, Stumpy- for all your technical advise!

My Gosh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I think your Mrs is My Wifes long lost twin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Same rolling pin and all!) Run for your life dude!!!!!!!!!!!! Cheers, A worried Stumpy

Dont worry Ross, I was just being nice to him.......................Sounds like a reel poofta boat to me !!! hehehehe Stumpy

Gday mate, Love your Bertie! (Needs Twins) PM sent Cheers, Stumpy

My God Ross, That was extremely in depth and very analitical! ..............................Who wrote that for you???? Cheers, Stumpy

The newspaper, 'The Australian', over a period of weeks sought entries for 'The Great Australian Yarn'. This was the winner: Two cattle drovers standing in an Outback bar. One asked, 'What are ya up to, Mate?' 'Ahh, I'm takin' a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie.' 'Oh yeah........and what route are you takin'?' 'Ah, prob'ly the Missus.............. after all, she stuck by me durin' the drought.' Cheers, Stumpy. (Your friendly outback correspondent)

hahaha..........very good!

Wow, Im calculating fuel for Day Release allready ! Top stuff lads, Stumpy!

Hmmmmmmmmm, im into this one! I have 48.5 second hand chainsaws to sell, a few chippers, and wait.......................thats not all. ...........For every purchase of a prime second hand chainsaw (Great for carving up the odd 38ft Mako) You get a free............wait for it.............. Stumpette! (Aged between 9 and 13) Delivered to YOUR door!!!!!!!! ...................FREE!!!! Cheers, Stumpy (All profits go to Stumpy PTY/LTD and not Fishraider BIG/FISH)

I am so really really dead this time.......................... Stumpy

Oh Pleaseeee Rooster, They didnt moore next to the "No-Fishing" sign-under the Spit Bridge They weren't under cover, yet still getting wet,-in my boat Flamin Hell, Paris, aka #1 son, aka Brett, didnt have my 27.5 rods hanging off the boat! I wasn't there to snore the night away with Ross-aka Flightmanager, They didnt moore at the Police mooring And no-one said that he would hook up 1.00am!!!!! (In House Joke) I reckon he's full of bulldust! Check them fish for newspaper wrapping! And......................... where on earth did Dad find those dead-gutted fish ??????????????? I am sooooooooo...............jealous Cheers, Jealous Stumpy Oh, Yeah........Paris, I forgot to say............Dad is away at the moment so I know I can get away with a post like this...hahaha

Mate, Rule 3 on Fishraider prevents us from slinging off at dealers or businesses etc.... Naming the dealer would be a big no no! Cheers, Stumpy

The Bathtub Test During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, 'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.' 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No.' said the Director, 'a normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?' Errrrrrrr..............yeah, Stumpy will have the window bed please That story sort of came up and caught me off guard! Cheers, Stumpy

The 3 Stages Of Marriage Go Like This.................... Single Married Divorced Any Questions ????? Cheers, Stumpy

Your down to one hand Robbie, so you can put your Michael Jackson Glove Back on! (Hang out with Flightmanager) hehehe Cheeers, Stumpy- Now very very jealous

Please add Me, Stumpettes 1,2,3 to the list please. (Look Pete, I said please twice!) PM on its way regarding catering needs. Cheers, Stumpy

At least when you get down to 10 Boof, you will be able to put your shoes back on and just count down with your fingers! Haha Stumpy--A rather jealous one actually

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was hail mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 kph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit." Errrrrr, Wow! Have a nice wet week ! Stumpy