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Its starting to get blowy in Berowra.................rather wierd, Hot gusts of wind, then cold gusts of wind Going to make for an interesting day! Cheers, Stumpy

Well done Robbielites ! Errrrrr, 92??? You can hang out with Jewgaffer now ! Cheers, Stumpy

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening watching television , when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?' I found the remote,' he mumbled. Cheers, Stumpy

Bill............................you are a very wise man Cheers, Stumpy

Nice Post Slinky- Funny stuff However....................... I think Buster has a good point. This has been brought up before and did end up in a minor arguement as some people wish to leave no details about themselves on their profile, and some that do. Reasons for this are both obvious for the "fors and against" parties. Personally, I agree with Buster. If you want a ride, at least put the Suburb that you live in on your profile.That helps the person that owns the boat, to work out time of departure, time of notice to be given, etc... Age would be another winning point too! That deffinately assists with compatability, assistance at launch time etc.. Sure, you can PM and phone bla bla bla, but it would be all too easy just "profiling" a couple of contenders and calling them/ or PM'ing them straight up. As I said before, this time I wont be drawn into an arguement as to what people put on their profiles, but it may help other people if they want to come out for a ride! Cheers, Stumpy

Have you forgotten to bait up again Pete..................................You have to keep taking those tablets mate ! Cheers, Stumpy

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine & talk stupid, than to drink water & be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. Cheers, Stumpy

Hahaha, very good stuff. (Pleased to see a few other clowns in Raider) Cheers, Stumpy

Well done Ceph! I have a way to go to catch you ! Cheers Stumpy

4.30am hey ???? I'll just PM you Swordies number, he'd be a good one to call at that time for help....................hehehehe Cant help myself Stumpy

Great idea mate !! Bloody HUGE job to set up though. So many catagories to list! I find that if I type in any problems or questions with my boat, the problem is usually sorted by other members pretty quickly. The issues with finding a problem with your boat, is that it often requires questions and answers between you and the members. This allows cluey members to slowly pinpoint the problem you actually have, as opposed to giving you generic answers that are so broad, you will waste more time hunting problems that dont exist. (like playing Dr House ) My 2 cents worth, Cheers, Stumpy Wow, what a mature response- I had better go and take a nap!

Nice one ! Stumpy

Sorry Etec sailor boy (Refer to Fishraider dictionary) Stumpy Will call you dude!

Yep ! First question , ask yourself- how does she stop! Are we talking trailer brakes, what sort, and how does your current boat pull up in comparison. Its not nice when you see your own boat overtake you in the passenger mirror ! Cheers, Stumpy

Hi all and Happy Easter, Hitting the Hawksbury Fri night to bait up, then an early one to the Fads. Am hoping to take stumpette # 2 for some Dolphin fish action ! Cheers, Stumpy

Look at the picture above and you can see where this guy broke through the guardrail, right side where the people are standing on the road (pointing). The pick-up was traveling from right to left when it crashed through the guardrail. It flipped end-over-end, across the culvert outlet, and landed right side up on the left side of the culvert, facing the opposite direction from which he was travelilng. Now look at the 2ND picture below... I bet you that this guy really really believes in God Drive Safely This Easter Stumpy

A retired gentleman went to Centrelink Office to apply for the Age Pension. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age.He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." he said. The woman says "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Age Pension application. When he returned home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Centrelink office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have got the Disability Pension, too." So Cruel........................ Cheers, Stumpy

Holey Moley! Put some bigger shoes on your kid, let him go, and I reckon he would have been water skiing!!!!!!!!! Well done little guy ! Cheers, Stumpy

As usual Penguin,..................your the man ! er....actually, can I borrow your Son for a little outing on the weekend ?? Cheers Stumpy

You meat head Brett ! Cheers to your oldies ! Wow, 21 years Stumpy

A husband asks his wife, "You never argue when I get mad at you. How do you always control your anger?" "I clean the toilet." "How does that help?" "I use your toothbrush." Cheers, Stumpy

So, when I dont catch any fish........... what are you saying here Grant ???????? Stumpy

or possibly........................ Making Etech Real Cheap Underdone Rubbish Yuk ! Mercury Cheers, Stumpy

Welcome Dave, It sounds as though it was well time for you to "hook Up" with Fishraider I hope that you enjoy reading and adding input to our great, thoughtful,and highly edukationall posts! Seriously Cheers, Stumpy

My Appologies kind friend. A few more Terms Commonly Used.................. ETEC........ Everyone Thinking Engine Crap Etec! : Mercs Muscle-bound Engines Regarded as Cool and Superior Mercs Lesson over!.......Sailor Boy! Cheers, Stumpy (I can see that this will be a very long post !!!)