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minx - Encarta Dictionary - English (North America) (an offensive term that deliberately insults a woman's or girl's sense of propriety and decorous behaviour) You thought it was over - didn't you?

Haven't eaten eel for years but used to love it. Hang it to the clothes line by wire, cut behind the head and use pliers or put salt on your hands to get a grip and pull like hell. We used to cut the eel into steaks, add alittle seasoning, then under the grill. Can't go far wrong with that method.

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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Anonymous You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Anonymous First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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Here's a view from the Point Cruz Yacht Club in Honiara of which I am the Commodore. Some of the vessels available for charter. Any visiting Fishraider can use mine for free. (Just put plenty of beer in the esky)

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There are personal EPIRBS available and the ICOM VHF hand held I use is waterproof to 1 metre. I also have a 8 man RFD Liferaft on my boat. This is the type in the vinyl enclosure and is not too heavy for the front of the boat. Put your mobile phone in a waterproof sealable plastic bag and keep that in your pocket also. Lifejackets are quite bulky to wear all the time however I have the less bulky PFD (Personal Floatation Devices) and when the sea is a little shakey, we wear them continuously. The current here in the Solomons can run at up to 5 knots and even a good swimmer would have difficulties without floatation of some sorts. I used to fish with a fellow who always wore wet suit pants - the kind that water skiers use, with floatation on the rump area. A few ideas for consideration.

When I was a kid we lived on the Georges River at Illawong and regularly caught smaller rays. We were quite oblivious to the barb having any venom. In fact we used to whack the flaps off them, batter them up and deep fry them. Very Yummy. Later in life though, I was with a party camping in the mangroves and far away from medical treatment when one of the guys got a similar puncture as been described. This guy seemed non-complexed and told us to start up his 4x4. I assumed we were going to head off to the nearest town, some 120 miles away, when he got out his tool kit, shut down the engine on the 4x4, and proceeded to remove the radiator hose. He collected the hot radiator water in a bucket and put his foot in the water and was cured immediately. The main point is that he never panicked, and used his bush and survival skills to quell a quite disturbing moment for the rest of us. Maybe the radiator trick might help someone else if in a similar remote location.

AIR SCRABBLE - KEEP IT GOING CHANGE ONE LETTER OF THE BOTTOM WORD POSTED AND SEE WHO GETS STUCK AND CAN'T CONTINUE! RULES: YOU CANNOT ADD LETTERS YOU CANNOT USE FOREIGN LANGUAGES YOU CAN ONLY CHANGE ONE LETTER Send it back to the person that sent it to you, plus 10 new people. STARTING WORD: foot

A couple were together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says, 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession. ' 'Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.' The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says, 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you. She said 'I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played for Manly!’

on live squid at 3am photo taken then released. How do you rig a live squid?

Here's your answer Try (7x 2) girls legs + (7 x 7 x 7 x 4) cats legs + (7 x 7 x 7 x 7 x 4) kittens legs = 10 990

I had a 12' punt with a 25Hp on the back. I cut out a section of the back seat for a live bait well. I used to give it a fair punishment both on the water and on the roof of my ute getting to and from the hotspots. Never had a problem. With battery stowage in aluminium there needs to be awareness regarding spillage, corrosion and short circuiting. Does the seat go down to the floor or is it suspended? If suspended you may need support under the seat to prevent bending, sagging or the like from continual pounding whilst in choppy water. Hence I cut the back seat. Food for thought.

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday." The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday." The third man said "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday 30,000 square foot mansion." The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked "What are all the congratulations for?" One of the three said "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons....What about your son?" The fourth man replied "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub." The three friends said " What a shame...what a disappointment." The fourth man replied "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.

-There is a bus with 7 Girls -Each girl carries 7 bags -Inside each bag there is 7 cats -Every cat has 7 kittens -All cats have 4 legs each Question: How many legs are in the bus?

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded. 'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.' She looked down at his shoes and said: 'You lying bas###d! You've been playing golf!'

Polish Divorce* A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport, and not need one. I mean. What are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland. Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? No, she white. Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me. What makes you think that? I got proof. What kind of proof? She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover".

How long is a piece of string? Depends if you purchase an overhead with star drag, lever drag, 2 speed, etc. If you plan to cast then maybe you need to look at buying 2 outfits. A boat rod coupled to an o/head, plus a spinning outfit. Obviously you will require a heavier line for your "larger fish" which may not be conducive for casting. I agree with Josh, check your local tackle store, they usually have ready made combos on the shelf and can provide you with the best answers and or options. Let us know what you end up getting. Good luck

In fact, I prefer thinly sliced and thrown into a medium heat frying pan full with melted butter. About 1 minute before turning for 30 seconds. Baratta, melts in the mouth. Say no more!

Dolphin Fish Coral Trout Red Emporer Plate size salt water Barra 5 - 10Kg Spaniard Silver Bream Flounder Leather Jacket White Bait - Deep fried. Then of course all the crustaceans. Who needs to go to the butchers? How about a nice squid? Stir fried in Virgin Olive oil, fresh garlic. lemon juice and all the good vege's from the garden. Now that's what I call a plate licking morsel!