An elderly couple made a deal that whoever died first wouldsomehow come back to inform the other of the afterlife.Their biggest fear was that there really was no heaven.After a long life, the husband was the first to go and, true tohis word, a few weeks later as his wife sat and watched TV, she heard aghostly voice saying, "Maude... Maude ... ""Is that you, John?" she asked as she looked in vain around the room.he voice responded, "Yes Maude, I've come back just like we agreed.""What's it like, John?" Maude asked.John said, "Well, I get up in the morning and I have sex. Then Ihave breakfast, and after that more sex. I bathe in the sun for awhile and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, then have sex pretty muchall afternoon. After dinner I have sex until late at night and the nextday it starts all over again.""Oh, John," Maude said, "then surely you must be in heaven!""Not exactly," John said. "I'm a rabbit somewhere near Dubbo.