Fab1 Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 Wondering if anyone can give me a little advice... I have suspected for some time that my girlfriend is cheating on me...the usual signs, Phone rings and caller hangs up when I answer, she goes out with the "girls" a lot I try to stay awake for when she comes home but can never stay awake that late.. Anyways last night around midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat... when she got home she got out of somebody's car buttoning up her blouse and took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the boat I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket... Is that somthing I can weld or do I need to replace the entire bracket? 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big Neil Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 2 hours ago, Fab1 said: Wondering if anyone can give me a little advice... I have suspected for some time that my girlfriend is cheating on me...the usual signs, Phone rings and caller hangs up when I answer, she goes out with the "girls" a lot I try to stay awake for when she comes home but can never stay awake that late.. Anyways last night around midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat... when she got home she got out of somebody's car buttoning up her blouse and took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the boat I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket... Is that somthing I can weld or do I need to replace the entire bracket? Hey Fab. You're a card, you should be dealt with. bn 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XD351 Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 Saw that on FB yesterday along with: If you can’t remember my name , just say fishing and i will turn around . Or If you need me just shout big fish 3 times and i will magically appear! 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zmk1962 Posted October 16, 2023 Share Posted October 16, 2023 11 hours ago, Fab1 said: Wondering if anyone can give me a little advice... I have suspected for some time that my girlfriend is cheating on me...the usual signs, Phone rings and caller hangs up when I answer, she goes out with the "girls" a lot I try to stay awake for when she comes home but can never stay awake that late.. Anyways last night around midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat... when she got home she got out of somebody's car buttoning up her blouse and took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the boat I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket... Is that somthing I can weld or do I need to replace the entire bracket? ... you're a crackpot mate 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaitDropper Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 Yeah, I had a good wee chuckle with that one Fab......... 😁 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fab1 Posted October 17, 2023 Author Share Posted October 17, 2023 If any of you blokes wear crocs when launching the boat this bloke won’t be happy. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XD351 Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 (edited) I wear water shoes to launch then put the crocs on when i’m in the boat - stops people throwing rocks at me 🤣🤣🤣 I only thought that happened to blokes that wore crocs and chino shorts 🤣🤣🤣 Edited October 17, 2023 by XD351 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zmk1962 Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 19 minutes ago, XD351 said: I wear water shoes to launch then put the crocs on when i’m in the boat - stops people throwing rocks at me 🤣🤣🤣 I only thought that happened to blokes that wore crocs and chino shorts 🤣🤣🤣 Apparently never happens if you wear the crocs on your face … cheers Z 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XD351 Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 With a head like mine it would be an improvement 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fab1 Posted October 17, 2023 Author Share Posted October 17, 2023 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pickles Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 Ha Ha @Fab1, I wouldn’t be worried about your outboard mate - you’ve got bigger problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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